Posy Churchgate
3 Score
Middle-aged Audrey spends her days flirting with her young colleague Geoff, and her nights masturbating to erotica…
Shrieks of laughter pierced the office at lunchtime. The topics moved seamlessly from hilarious and cringeworthy incidents of drunk texting, which had Audrey nearly crying with mirth, to sexting. She kept her own counsel while the younger girls shared. They elaborated on guys trying to take their flirting to the next level by sending texts which got increasingly suggestive. “And before you know it,” declared Kelly, a curvy brunette who always seemed to get a lot of male attention, “it escalated from aubergine and doughnut emojis in his messages, to a zoomed in dick pic!” “Oh no, he didn’t?!” Ruby...



